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ارملة امريكية أعلنت عن بيع سيارة مرسيدس بحالة ممتازة وبسعر دولار واحد ، الجميع بالطبع اهمل الاعلان على اساس انها دعابة ، لكن رجل عجوز اتصل وذهب لمعاينة السيارة فوجدها ممتازة وبحالة رائعة .. سألها كم السعر لنهائى ؟! قالت له : كما في الاعلان…

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رجل بخيل جداً , حضره ضيف، نادى البخيل ولده وقال له : يا ولدي حضرني ضيف عزيز على قلبي.. إذهب للسوق واشتر لنا لحما ... أحسن لحم في السوق ... ( طبعاً الضيف سمع الحوار ) ذهب الولد للسوق وعاد دون أن يشتري شيئا سأله أباه : أين اللحم؟ قال الولد: …

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